Anyone else sort of ship Derek and Lydia?

I mean, it makes no sense, but all the keys to the code have been related to Lydia somehow… except Derek’s name. So ever since then, I’ve been thinking about it a bit.

It sorta works? Weirdly? Somehow?

I’m not the only one, right?


aestheticrequiem:

rococobutter:

bonobo-majk:

rococobutter

I AM NEVER GOING TO LIVE DOWN SUPERGLUING MY HAND TO MY BOOT AND THE CALLING MAGS IN A PANIC!

HOW DID YOU SUPERGLUE YOUR HAND TO YOUR BOOT?!

I once superglued my tongue to the roof of my mouth.

aestheticrequiem:

rococobutter:

bonobo-majk:

rococobutter

I AM NEVER GOING TO LIVE DOWN SUPERGLUING MY HAND TO MY BOOT AND THE CALLING MAGS IN A PANIC!

HOW DID YOU SUPERGLUE YOUR HAND TO YOUR BOOT?!

I once superglued my tongue to the roof of my mouth.


GotG + Dollmakers = Crack

IDEK.

Credit to General Zoi’s pony maker. Cutie marks were free clipart found here. Peter doesn’t have a cutie mark because I couldn’t think of one for him and I didn’t want to put that much effort into this.


Peter Hale I don’t care what you do, just make Kate Argent go away, please.

(Like he seriously is going to kill Scott. Pfft.)

(Can true alphas even have their power taken from them? They earned it on their own, didn’t take or inherit it, so perhaps it stays with them?)

Still betting that Peter is somehow screwing everyone over for shits and giggles.

Thought— maybe Peter, if he hadn’t been too badly injured, would have inherited Talia’s alphahood as her brother? That’s why he thinks he’s the alpha and always should have been? (Who knows if its accurate, but perhaps that is what he thinks.)

Sheriff, don’t waste your bullets on him. Being set on fire— twice— hasn’t killed him, I doubt a bullet to the brain would. Be more creative than that. Talk to Stiles, I’m sure he has plotted out many, many ways for Peter to meet his demise.

(But, yeah, I still ship them.)


Teen Wolf Thoughts

• Parrish was set on fire and came back from the dead. Damn it, Peter, how many kids did you have?

• Parrish sounds like “perish,” which he didn’t. Ha. It can also mean some akin to a county, and he works for the county sheriff. It’s also a French-origin name, and I wonder if that will come into play at all. And since Louisiana has both French and parishes, I wonder if that will come into play. His given name, Jordan, comes from the name of the river. I wonder if he’s water-based, which maybe means he can’t be hurt by fire?

• Someone give Parrish a sword and find Duncan to train him.

• Lydia being called Ariel made me laugh a little. It’s adorable.

• Meredith is… evil? MIsguided? Is she even really a banshee?


So i’ve read where people think it’s odd or funny that both the Kyln and Yondu had uniforms in Rocket’s size. I think the Kyln is easily explained, they’ve probably had inmates of different species and I doubt there aren’t any Rocket’s size out there.

Yondu’s is a little more creepy. Think about it, it’s actually child-sized. What if Peter wasn’t the only child Yondu kidnapped? For all we know that’s how he got his crew. Or, if Peter was the only child, what if that was a modified form of Peter’s old uniform?

The former is creepy, but the latter would make a great crackfic. Can you imagine how Rocket would react if he was told he was wearing Peter’s hand-me-downs?


I want to run in a store in something and shout, “I AM GROOT!”

And everyone will say, “WE ARE GROOT!”

And then there will be a dance party.

=D


Rise of the Guardians of the Galaxy fusion.

Think about it. Jack is Peter, North is Drax, Sandy is Groot, Bunny is Rocket, and Tooth is Gamora. It oddly works.


I will always remember that Head & Shoulders shampoo has selenium in it because of the movie Evolution.

I haven’t seen that movie in over a decade, but I remember that. If I’m ever on Jeopardy!, may that be a question, because I will nail it.


Dear Hulu Plus,

FOR A PAID SERVICE I DON’T NEED TWENTY AD BREAKS WITH THREE ADS EACH.

And this is why you will always lose to Netflix, YouTube, Amazon, illegal streaming, and every damn thing else out there. You’re a waste of time and money.

Quite frankly, if you didn’t have Major Dad, my mother wouldn’t pay for your shitty service.