Dear ebook sellers who charge as much for them as physical copies of books,
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
PS: This is one of the reasons why people illegally down things, you dumb fucks. It’s the twenty-first century now, try to enter it before it’s the twenty-second.
PPS: I could fund a crack addiction easier than a reading addiction. That is fucked up.
PPPS: I just want to read “The Lost Abbot” by Susanna Gregory. My library system doesn’t have it. Does anyone know where I can find it that it doesn’t cost a ridiculous amount?
Dear Teen Wolf,
When you air a backstory / set-up episode, you pair it with an action episode to balance it out and keep things interesting.
You don’t put two backstory episodes together. Why? Because it’s boring. Interesting, perhaps, and necessary, but boring. I’m less hyped for the next episodes now than I was before I watched this latest episode. Congratulations, I hope that’s what you intended, though I have no idea why.
So there was this story the other day on the news (out of DC) about this poor seven-year-old kid that got dropped off at the wrong bus stop and ended up wandering around in the cold for THREE HOURS trying to get home.
He was found by family and treated for mild exposure and was okay, thankfully. His mom asked him why he hadn’t asked for help to call her, and he said he did ask, but no one would help him.
Let me repeat that, NO ONE WOULD HELP A COLD, CRYING SEVEN-YEAR-OLD CHILD ASKING TO BORROW A PHONE SO HE COULD CALL HIS MOM.
WHAT. IN. THE. EVERLOVING. FUCK.
I can’t even… I just… You wouldn’t call 911? Take him to a warm, public place like a library or a store to wait? I sorta get not wanting to put him in your car or your house (because everyone’s afraid of being accused of stuff), but still, there’s other ways to help! This poor kid was half-frozen when he was found, his hands completely numb.
Jesus H. Christ tapdancing on cracker, what the fuck is wrong with people.
This just horrifies me. I can’t even imagine. It’s so lucky that he was found in time and wasn’t too seriously hurt.
I try not to lose too much faith in humanity, but I hear stuff like this and it’s hard not to throw in the towel.
Thoughts on Teen Wolf:
• Even if someone does die, it’s not as if no one’s ever come back from the dead on this show. Sure, some stay dead, but about just as many (main) characters come back. I mean, we all thought Peter was dead for real originally, no?
• I don’t think Stiles and Malia had full-blown sex. Oral sex, rubbing, stuff like that? Probably. I say this because Stiles, as horny as he is, is— especially now— focusing on being good, and I can’t see him thinking it’ll be totally okay to sleep with a girl who’s only recently returned to human form after eight years. I just see his morality kicking in before it went too far.
And, yeah, I’m not thrilled with it. Not because of Stiles with a girl thing, but more because Malia should really have the emotional maturity of a child. Instead, she’s acting exactly at 16 like normal. It’s… odd. I wish they had put some kind of explanation to that effect in the show. Otherwise, it comes across as her magically gaining eight years development in a few weeks. Even if they just hand-waved it as her being a werecoyote and that she did gain the same maturity in her furry form, it’d be better than having it stand as Stiles having relations with a child in a teenager’s body. NO. JUST NO.
• I kinda want Stiles to remain a kitsune. Like, the nogitsune keeps saying ‘we’ and ‘us’, which, yes, is likely just a manipulation maneuver, but at the same time I think the nogitsune likes being part of Stiles. Because Stiles is smart, clever, a bit of trickster at heart himself, and most importantly, isn’t 100% Lawful Good like Scott is. He’s more… open. He’s the good guy, yes, but he’ll be the good guy that has to do the bad thing for a good reason. And that is just a great manipulation segue.
I want to see Stiles overpower the nogitsune on his own— if anyone is the Determinator, it’s him— and they sort-of become one. He’ll be Stiles, but not. Just thinking how fantastic that would be.
Think about it, even if they remove the nogitsune from Stiles, it still exists. It’s still able to possibly possess someone else. The only way to destroy it is to absorb it, to merge Stiles and it together into a new being.
• I don’t really want werewolf!Stiles, though. Somehow I can’t see it taking, like with Paige. IDK, it just seems to me that that is one of the reasons why Stiles never really sought out the bite from Derek or Scott. He wants (wanted?) it, but I get the feeling that he just knows it won’t work. Just a bit of headcanon I’ve had for a while.
So, Tumblr, what do you think?
Just give Dylan O’Brien all of the awards. If he doesn’t have an Oscar within ten years, there’s no justice in the entertainment business whatsoever.
Seriously. All of the awards.
I was in Family Dollar the other day and saw that they were sellng blu-rays for $10 or less. Flipped through them and found Subspecies. I said “MEEE-SHELLLL!” right there in the store, lol. (My Lupa!Radu voice is awful, sadly.)
Please tell me there’s gifs out there of Brad, Phelous, and Obscurus Lupa dancing from the end of the Birdemic 2 review. I laughed so hard my throat is sore. (Worth it!)
Damn it, Teen Wolf, you’re making me want to (crack?)ship Derek and Chris now.
Which, okay, works because I’ve been on the Steter bandwagon for a while, and poor Derek was left out in the cold. And I felt bad, because I do like Sterek, but the Steter interaction is just more fascinating to me.
So… Derek/Chrisis fic recs?
Perusing some wrestling clips on YouTube and I realize something…
I still crackship Goldust and Booker T.
Here’s a playlist of clips of them. I dare you to watch them and not crack up.